Beauty: How'd "you" get a name like that?
Hero: Well, it's a funny story. You see...


It was a Saturday night
A long time ago
When Mama went to dinner
At "Old Papa Joe"
And then when it came time
For her to pay the bill
She got a fortune cookie
I have the message still

It said
You're gonna have a hero
Raise him big and tall
?Cause you're gonna have a hero
Who will save us from the fall

And, the cookies never lie
No, the cookies never lie
They list the lucky numbers
    For the lotto that you play
And you know you can rely
    On what the cookies say
?Cause the cookies never lie
No, the cookies never lie
I'll never know quite why
The cookies never lie

It didn't really take long
And whaddya know
My mama had a baby
Her little hero

And that's what my name is
Now it is clear to see
In that ole fortune cookie
She learned my destiny

It said
I'm gonna be a hero
Grow up big and tall
?Cause I'm gonna be a hero
And I'll save us one and all

And, the cookies never lie
No, the cookies never lie
They list the lucky numbers
    For the lotto that you play
And you know you can rely
    On what the cookies say
?Cause the cookies never lie
No, the cookies never lie
I'll never know quite why
The cookies never lie

But they don't
So, I'm gonna be a hero
And I'll take you to the ball
?Cause I'm gonna be a hero
Hear hear the people call